Strap yourselves in for this one, folks.
You think you know TDS, but the witch community — it exists, and they outnumber CNN viewers — hate Donald Trump so much that they're attempting to cast spells on him in order to force him to lose the 2024 election, or maybe even possibly, a lot more than that.
But they seem to be having trouble.
In the subreddit "r/WitchesVsPatriarchy," user "feelmycocobeats" claims that witches have been mentioning that doing spells "directly against tRump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him."
The user then begins to strategize about spell casting, saying a "freezer spell against Project 2025 would likely be useful," but even if what she was suggesting was actually based in reality, it wouldn't matter because Project 2025 isn't Trump's, it's the Heritage Foundation's plan. Trump's plan is Agenda 47.
The user then suggested "uplifting" spells to help Kamala Harris and the Democrats. The user links to a "Blue Wave Spell" by a man named Michael M. Hughes, claiming that it's "powerful!"
I looked into this "Blue Wave Spell" and found a post on Religion News from 2020. It details how to cast the spell, but the chant at the end is the hilarious part:
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You think you know TDS, but the witch community — it exists, and they outnumber CNN viewers — hate Donald Trump so much that they're attempting to cast spells on him in order to force him to lose the 2024 election, or maybe even possibly, a lot more than that.
But they seem to be having trouble.
In the subreddit "r/WitchesVsPatriarchy," user "feelmycocobeats" claims that witches have been mentioning that doing spells "directly against tRump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him."
The user then begins to strategize about spell casting, saying a "freezer spell against Project 2025 would likely be useful," but even if what she was suggesting was actually based in reality, it wouldn't matter because Project 2025 isn't Trump's, it's the Heritage Foundation's plan. Trump's plan is Agenda 47.
The user then suggested "uplifting" spells to help Kamala Harris and the Democrats. The user links to a "Blue Wave Spell" by a man named Michael M. Hughes, claiming that it's "powerful!"
I looked into this "Blue Wave Spell" and found a post on Religion News from 2020. It details how to cast the spell, but the chant at the end is the hilarious part:
MOD NOTE: This story is from a notable social media source. As per copyright rules this story originally contained a link. But as mods we felt that while the story is of importance because it indicates that there is a divine protection over President Trump that the occult cannot penetrate, we don't want the link to sites where people can view occult practices; so we have in this instance removed the link. If the copyright holder objects, we will be forced to remove this story. Until then, it will remain.