Obama Bros Go Ballistic After Trump Bombs Iranian Nuke Program

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Their former boss is also presumed to be in a bad mood, but mostly because his wife hates him

The mediocre white men who served as top advisers to failed president Barack Obama threw embarrassing tantrums on Saturday in response to the successful U.S. military strikes on Iran's nuclear facilities. Thomas Frederick Vietor IV, the lacrosse-playing frat bro and Pod Save America cohost, led the charge with a series of increasingly unhinged posts on X. He was egged on by Pod Save America cohost, former Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau, as well as Ben Rhodes, the former Iranian nuclear czar, and some other guy named Dan Pfeiffer.

Vietor praised the Iranian nuclear deal, one of the most controversial parts of Obama's failed legacy, which provided sanctions relief and billions of dollars to the terrorist-funding regime. In exchange, the Iranians promised to be nice and to wait a few years before building a nuclear weapon. "Obama's Iran nuclear deal was working until Trump pulled out of it," Vietor seethed. "Well, now we're at war with Iran because Trump is weak, stupid and hated Obama more than he cared about preventing Iran from getting a nuke."

The boy-faced Obama bro warned of dire consequences if Iran is not allowed to pursue its nuclear ambitions. "Iran might retaliate today, tomorrow or in months," Vietor wailed. "Or a year from now, Iran or its proxies might blow up a bus filled with American tourists in Cyprus. No one knows what comes next." The Obama bros made similarly dire predictions in 2020 after Trump took out Qassem Soleimani, the Iranian Quds Force commander who was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of American service members. "There's too much throat-clearing about what a bad guy Soleimani was," Vietor said at the time. Alas, World War III was averted.