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DHS Approves ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ for Illegal Aliens in Florida

Tall Timbers

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The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) approved an immigrant detention center in Florida, nicknamed “Alligator Alcatraz,” to be built, according to a report from the New York Times.

As Breitbart News reported, Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier initially pitched the idea to turn the “virtually abandoned Miami-Dade Collier Training Facility” into a detention center to house illegal aliens, which would be guarded by alligators and pythons:

“I think this is the best one. I call it ‘Alligator Alcatraz.’ This 30 square mile area is completely surrounded by the Everglades — presents an efficient, low cost opportunity to build a temporary detention facility because you don’t need to invest that much in the perimeter,” he said. If detainees were to escape, “there’s not much waiting for them other than alligators and pythons.”

 
Let's not forget the humble mosquito. And our favorite star. Not to mention the cottonmouths, pygmy rattlesnakes, coral snakes, and eastern diamondbacks. Snapping turtles, black bears... get past those, and a Florida panther may have a go at you once the skeeters have drained enough blood to make you easy prey.

:yikes:
 
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) approved an immigrant detention center in Florida, nicknamed “Alligator Alcatraz,” to be built, according to a report from the New York Times.

As Breitbart News reported, Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier initially pitched the idea to turn the “virtually abandoned Miami-Dade Collier Training Facility” into a detention center to house illegal aliens, which would be guarded by alligators and pythons:



ahh ya beat me too it. i want the t-shirt. almost sounds like america is becoming a theme park. :p
 
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