Australia to hold general elections with inflation and a housing shortage major issues

[Hol]

MELBOURNE, Australia — Australians will go to the polls in May for general elections with high costs of living and a shortage of housing likely weighing against the government as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese ’s center-left Labor Party seeks a second three-year term.

Albanese drove to Governor-General Sam Mostyn’s official residence on Friday to trigger the election and planned to announce the date later at a news conference at Parliament House. The options were to hold the voting on May 3, 10 or 17. Most commentators agreed that the earliest date was the most likely.

Many expect opposition leader Peter Dutton’s conservative coalition to pick up seats in the House of Representatives.

Australia to hold general elections with inflation and a housing shortage major issues

Australians will go to the polls in May for general elections with high costs of living and a shortage of housing likely weighing against the government as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese ‘s center-left Labor Party seeks a second three-year term.

www.washingtontimes.com

 

[Tall Timbers]

I wonder if any Australians feel down under because Trump isn't talking about making them the 51st state.

 

[Margery]

I wonder if any Australians feel down under because Trump isn't talking about making them the 51st state.

Probably!

But seriously this means Canada can secretly take over the world, like we always plotted to, over our maple glazed donuts and coffee at Tim Hortons.

Better watch out! Better BE NICE! Santa Claws errrrrr Tim Hortons is coming (maybe tonight!)

Personally I prefer the Rapture, but if the rest of the planet won't cooperate, we have loaded our cannons with stale donuts from Timmies and we aren't afraid to LAUNCH THEM!!!!! Bring on the apocalypse- floods of coffee, enough donuts to give the world a sugar induced headache and maybe clog your arteries.

Be afraid, be very afraid........

 

[Tall Timbers]

Probably!

But seriously this means Canada can secretly take over the world, like we always plotted to, over our maple glazed donuts and coffee at Tim Hortons.

Better watch out! Better BE NICE! Santa Claws errrrrr Tim Hortons is coming (maybe tonight!)

Personally I prefer the Rapture, but if the rest of the planet won't cooperate, we have loaded our cannons with stale donuts from Timmies and we aren't afraid to LAUNCH THEM!!!!! Bring on the apocalypse- floods of coffee, enough donuts to give the world a sugar induced headache and maybe clog your arteries.

Be afraid, be very afraid........

How about Canada's snowball stockpiles... Should the world be concerned about that? Might Canada be in cahoots with Greenland with regards to making thousands upon thousands of snowballs, even going so far as to make them weapons of mass destruction by including an occasional stone in the snowball?

 

[Margery]

How about Canada's snowball stockpiles... Should the world be concerned about that? Might Canada be in cahoots with Greenland with regards to making thousands upon thousands of snowballs, even going so far as to make them weapons of mass destruction by including an occasional stone in the snowball?

HAH

Who sent 'Murrican SPIES up north to see about that secret plot code named plan b! I didn't set MY loose lips to flappn' there eh! She's not a good idea if the murricans get wind of it!

Oh shoot, you are a 'Murrican!

Rats, on to plan C!!!!!

 

[Tall Timbers]

Greenland Furiously Making Snowballs In Preparation For American Military Invasion

Greenland Furiously Making Snowballs In Preparation For American Military Invasion

NUUK — Vice President JD Vance was met with a cold reception early Friday when he arrived in Greenland to find a grand army furiously making snowballs to defend against an invasion from the United States.

babylonbee.com

 

[Spartan Sprinter]

I wonder if any Australians feel down under because Trump isn't talking about making them the 51st state.

No we have our own circus down here to be worried about